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Suffer the little children ...

A selection of children's prayers. No comment necessary.

Dear God ...

... thank You for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
... it must be super hard to love all the people in the world, especially my brother. I don't know how You do it.
... I love Christmas and Easter. Could you please put another Holiday in the middle, there's nothing good in there now.
... are you actually invisible or is that just a trick?
... I want to be just like my daddy when I grow up but without so much hair all over.
... I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
... is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
... my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
... do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?
... did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
... in Bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
... maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
... if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
... is Pastor Dan a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
... I heard the moon was made of cheese. Tonight half of it is missing. Did you get hungry?
... I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
... please take care of my daddy, mommy, sister, brother, my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess.
... if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am!
... I say your prayer every night, 'lead us not into temptation and deliver us some e-mail' but I never get an e-mail from you. Do you have my right address?
... when my mom makes leftovers, do I have to pray for the food again?
... instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have?
... who do I pray to when you go on vacation?
... please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
... we read Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they said You did it. I bet he stole your idea.
... I don't think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying that because You are God already.
... could you please send Mikey Johnson to another summer camp this year?
... did the unicorns miss the ark? Too bad the skunks didn't miss.

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