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In England's green and pleasant land ...

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... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we embrace each and every god there is - except the God of those intolerant, bigoted Christians and Jews.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we now pursue the important things in life like health, wealth, happiness, a good job and a good standard of living.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we can put such uplifting shows as "Jerry Springer - the Opera" on national TV in despite of those bigoted Christians mentioned above who protested. After all, this Christ person is just a swear word anyway.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we can shop till we drop, visit places of entertainment and generally make merry seven days a week. One day's like any other, except that on one day the shopping hours are fewer.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
our old people dare not go out at night for fear of being assaulted - verbally, physically or both - by our liberated young people.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we have disposed of over 6 million potential citizens since 1967, and are hoping to ease the passing of the terminally ill and other people whose quality of life is not of the best.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we now know that marriage "till death" is an ideal which few will ever manage so we no longer expect it. As long as it's two consenting adults, what does it matter?

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
if we are owed anything we can just take it. We've probably paid for it in other ways and besides - they're probably insured.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we now understand the difference between lies and white lies. As long as no-one is harmed and we get what we want, white lies are perfectly acceptable.

... we have cast off the shackles of superstitious religion to the extent that
we no longer have to worry about keeping up with the Jones's. Anything they get we can get with our credit cards.

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